The Dentist.

I really really don't like going to the dentist i used to love to go but now its like torture. First I wait five months for my appointment. Then i go in there and i smells like a dentist i HATE that smell like doctor meets the toothpaste monster or something. Next they take me back to one of those "rooms" where its more like a display window at the mall you know everyone who walks by can see you there. then they tell me to leave my bag there! I was like WHAT???!!!! I gotta leave my brand new super cute bag here and walk away? then they take me back o the x-ray room and they put that really heavy THING (like what is that thing anyway?) on me and shove big hard plastic things in my mouth and that hurts. finally i get to go back to my bag and poor little Tamagotchi Fara who had to wait a whole hour to her poo cleaned up. So I sit in the chair and wait and wait and wait then they come in and wanna play 20 questions which I had to do with like three different people. then they start cleaning, scraping and poking. and they kept asking me if it hurts and I'm like uh ya but since they have a bunch of things chilling in my mouth it came out uh uh so on they go and I'm just praying for it all to be over. Finally my actual dentist comes in pokes around a little tells me how bad i am at brushing my teeth which i already know and that i absolutely need two more appointments after being in there like six times in the last six months i really just don't get it. oh but the worst part is the fluoride it tastes so bad i had perma gag for at leas an hour after. And his was just a cleaning i wont get started on getting a filling.